Kourtney Kardashian Shows Her Nipple on Snapchat, Because Why Not?
Between vacationing with Younes in Egypt and reigniting old speculation by sparking new hookup rumors with Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian’s been keeping herself busy here at the end of summer.
She’s not done yet. Now that she’s back home, she’s again using social media to give fans and followers glimpses into her everyday life.
Oh, also at her nipple. It’s just … right there and impossible to miss.
First, we should say that we don’t know for sure that Kourtney’s photo is intended to tease Younes, though many have speculated that it might be.
(we mean, it probably is more for his benefit than anyone else’s, but still)
The two of them recently vacationed to Egypt together along with Kourtney’s friend Simon Huck, which is much more romantic than the sort of casual image that many people have of the couple.
In fact, we wonder if maybe Kourtney’s been catching feelings, despite herself.
Regardless, though, she’s also been rumored to be seeing Justin Bieber — though it’s entirely possible and even more likely that the two of them are just both attending the same megachurch.
(Hillsong Church in Hollywood — they cater to celebrities and they aren’t even a little shy about that)
Or Kourtney may have a new suitor or just intend to offer the tantalizing photo to her fans. Who knows, honestly.
But here is the photo that Kourtney sent out over Snapchat:
Snapchat isn’t Instagram, folks.
You can show all of the nip nops you like without them clutching their pearls and gasping in terror.
Kourtney looks great and she’s clearly having a nice time by the pool.
Notice the caption:
“I get those goosebumps every time.”
On the surface, it’s clearly a reference to Kourtney’s visible goosebumps along her skin and her, like, diamond-hard nipple that’s impossible to miss.
We think that there’s a deeper meaning, though, and we don’t mean that she’s having a fit of ’90s nostalgia and is reading a bunch of Goosebumps books.
(Wouldn’t that be amazing, though?)
No, those are lyrics to a song by Travis Scott.
As in, Travis Scott, Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend.
The lyrics seem like more than a coincidence, so she’s definitely referring to Travis Scott’s work.
Since we can’t imagine someone listening to Travis Scott’s music for fun, this strikes us as a lowkey favor by Kourtney for Kylie.
We’re not being mean (okay, we are), it’s just that Kylie has a tendency to date no-name rappers who only gain any recognition after they’ve been glued to Kylie’s hip (among other places) for a while.
It’s good for sisters to look out for each other and show solidarity, even though their age difference is so great that they’re of different generations.
(Kourtney was born in ’79, which makes her part of Generation X; the rest of Kris Jenner’s children are Millennials, including Kylie)
The song, which is just titled “Goosebumps,” does include Kendrick Lamar, so there’s some name-recognition involved.
Anyway, it’s a subtle plug of his music, but it’ll likely work.
Some people won’t even notice the caption, given the obvious distractions.
Because Kourtney is a major MILF.
The photo may have served multiple purposes, though — plugging Kylie’s boyfriend’s lyrics while also, say, encouraging Younes to get his butt over there.
A poolside pic is very appropriate, since Younes himself is no stranger to poolside thirst traps.
He is, after all, a model.
It’s widely believed that the whole point behind their relationship is that Younes is young and super hot and doesn’t mind if Kourtney isn’t in it for the long haul.
Though, as we’ve mentioned, this has gone on long enough that they may have both caught some serious feelings.
Initially, Kourtney was so freshly out of the Scott Disick relationship — and that was before Scott turned into the media maelstrom that he’s been all summer — that we doubt that she saw Younes as more than a fling.
But maybe these two are getting serious.
Only time will tell, we guess.