ATTENTION, HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP READERS:
We interrupt our usual run of stories regarding whether or not Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child to bring you the following Royal Family update…
… Pippa Middleton may be pregnant with her first child!
This alleged piece of breaking news does not come to us from some typically unreliable supermarket tabloid.
At least not one based in the United States.
Instead, Australia’s Woman’s Day, claims to have the “Exclusive” scoop on how Pippa and James Matthews will be welcoming a little boy or girl into the world some time next year.
“Pippa always said she wanted to start a family as soon as she got married, and now her wish has come true,” an insider tells the publication, seemingly confirming Middleton’s pregnancy.
One half of this fantasy-based equation has been proven true at least:
Pippa and Matthews got married in London on May 20.
It was a joyous occasion for all involved. (And also for those websites that covered it. We were pretty psyched!)
Woman’s Day goes so far as to write that Pippa is “convinced” she’s having a daughter, although it remains unclear whether she will even learn the gender of her child before she or he is born.
Last week, Pippa was spotted in a flowing top that many suspect was hiding a baby bump.
She’s supposedly two months ago.
But don’t expect to see Pippa gain a lot of weight throughout the next seven months, as the magazine goes into such alleged detail that it reports the following:
“She has seen other fit and healthy mums-to-be with a small, neat baby bump – and she’s hoping to stay as active as possible right up until the baby is born.”
That sounds great and everything.
Pippa has to listen to her body, though. You don’t want to push it too hard when there’s a baby growing inside of it!
The younger Middleton sister, who rose to fame when the press zeroed in on her impressive rear end during her sibling’s marriage to Prince William, has been suffering through a few morning sickness bouts.
But Kate Middleton unfortunately experienced a pair of very challenging pregnancies.
By comparison, Pippa is doing just fine, friends say.
Is this report to be believed? That’s for fans to decide.
If so, however, there’s really only one reaction we all can have. And that reaction is this:
Pip, Pip, Hooray!!!!!!!